1. I hate the internet
2. I want to be funny, not helpful
3. There’s sand in my eyebrows
4. It’s a full moon
5. I’m trying to read five books simultaneously
6. My heart is lost in a Canadian forest
7. Self-inflicted pressure is currently off-putting
8. I’ve written 5 articles and they all suck
9. I’m busy taking yoga selfies
10. I ate a Magnum and want to be alone with this knowledge
I’ll write something topnotch soon. Promise. Although, brevity as such could become my new calling card. ♥
